Elizabeth Emerson and Strangely sneak away from their festival responsibilities during the High Desert Steam Yule Ball and hide in a broom closet. Elizabeth has some thoughts on burning off your fingerprints, accidentally working for Tim Burton, and history dissolving in your hands. Then Strangely recommends some kinky femenist literature, plays the ultimate hipster song (It’s a mustache anthem from the 1800s, SO before it was cool!), and gets an odd package...